thank you so much for the 13-minute video of guinea pigs eating watermelon that I don’t even have to pay to watch. I love free entertainment, folk. in this specific sort of niche circumstance, I do feel quite welcome in the 21st century.
it makes me so happy to read a post that feels like i could have written it, lol. we're so alike. although i probably would have said "rat hole" at least once, with perhaps some "hold the 'bbi'" sprinkled in lol
> not the chicken jockey jack black
NOOOOOO THE LEGACY CRUMBLING
> According to Wikipedia, he was “a rat-catcher and mole destroyer.” Fuck. Fuck. Mole-destroyer. God. Fuck.
> […] somebody could have been destroying that opossum if our industrialized modern-day economy still valued jobs like 'mole destroyer.' It doesn’t. And look what happened.
Love this post. Thank you for sharing your cavern. Gonna go watch videos now...and look for Paul H. saying 'taco'! I was mesmerized by the group doing "Achy Braky".
This is fascinating, coz I actually read till the end, and coz I could have written this myself. Keep it up, distraction-prone guy/girl! You're the relief from everyday life we all didn't realise we needed, and I've got a new pastime 🫡
Stumbled upon this and was ENTHRALLED the entire time!
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Lots more to come just like this :)
thank you so much for the 13-minute video of guinea pigs eating watermelon that I don’t even have to pay to watch. I love free entertainment, folk. in this specific sort of niche circumstance, I do feel quite welcome in the 21st century.
it makes me so happy to read a post that feels like i could have written it, lol. we're so alike. although i probably would have said "rat hole" at least once, with perhaps some "hold the 'bbi'" sprinkled in lol
> not the chicken jockey jack black
NOOOOOO THE LEGACY CRUMBLING
> According to Wikipedia, he was “a rat-catcher and mole destroyer.” Fuck. Fuck. Mole-destroyer. God. Fuck.
> […] somebody could have been destroying that opossum if our industrialized modern-day economy still valued jobs like 'mole destroyer.' It doesn’t. And look what happened.
> Jack Black (mole destroyer) was […]
dawg i love you so much
Thank you dawg, I'm very glad you liked it :)
Love this post. Thank you for sharing your cavern. Gonna go watch videos now...and look for Paul H. saying 'taco'! I was mesmerized by the group doing "Achy Braky".
Is it just me, or do Himalayan rats look like Siamese cats?
I can see the resemblance!
This is fascinating, coz I actually read till the end, and coz I could have written this myself. Keep it up, distraction-prone guy/girl! You're the relief from everyday life we all didn't realise we needed, and I've got a new pastime 🫡
just in case you want to focus strictly on this from now on
i would read a version of this every week
Thank you!! I'm working on something similar today :)
... So how *did* Paul Hollywood pronounce "taco"? How in the world can one mispronounce that word?
You're in for a treat: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvshowbiz/video-2804629/Video-Great-British-Bake-Paul-explains-taco-made.html
Bonus content is hearing him say "pico de gallo"
Oh, Lordy.
You know, they do the same thing with the first "a" in "pasta". I can't fathom it.
This was so much fun I read it aloud to my partner!
Your comment put such a big smile on my face, thank you!
Just got a link here and I couldn't subscribe fast enough - hilarious and incredibly informative!
Thank you so much! (And thanks to the person who sent you the link!) I'm excited to share plenty more stuff like this in the future!
"According to Wikipedia, he was “a rat-catcher and mole destroyer.” Fuck. Fuck. Mole-destroyer. God. Fuck.
Why didn’t they tell me this was a job I could have when I was in school? Why didn’t they tell me I could destroy moles?"
COUNT ME IN!
Thank you for the front row seat to the decline of civilization (the comedy).
Cute
Thank you so much, that is so kind of you to say!
Wish I could do that! >:[
Where do the pigeons get the milk from? Do they steal it from cows